Tuesday, March 4, 2014

My Fame

 It seems that everywhere I go, people recognize me and want to take a picture with me.





Remember...The Alamo

These Muggles have a saying: Remember...the Alamo. I went to this Alamo and learned all about what occurred there and what I must now remember, as they say.

 After the Alamo, the next stop was an amusement park called Six Flags. However, I was told that I could not be admitted.

I assumed it was because I was not wearing proper footwear, so I remedied the issue.

Unfortunately this was apparently not the issue, and I was once again asked to leave. Instead I watched from the outside as Muggles made themselves sick on attractions that spun and sped and flipped. This is the form of amusement that Muggles pay for...

Carlsbad Caverns

The next stop on my Muggle journey was a national park called Carlsbad Caverns. I grew tired of the muggles posing next to me in every picture, so I insisted that if I am to be held captive then I will stand alone for pictures.


The caverns were a terrifying place for one of my complexion. So damp...so dangerous. I opted to stay in the car, despite the sweltering summer heat. I was told that they were beautiful, however.