Strange Muggles

The muggle town of Roswell, New Mexico is strange. Strange....indeed.

They appear to worship life from other planets and have dedicated their entire town to this idea. Each structure has a symbol or representation....of an alien.

Even the street lamps have alien faces painted on them.

Very odd.

As I said before, the muggles seemed to worship these alien life forms. They had a museum dedicated to the study and sightings of them. 

I was forced to pose for a picture outside of this museum.

How humiliating.

The sooner I got out of Roswell, the better.

Signed,

Severus

Through Utah

As I began my journey, I quickly realized that muggles are a great mystery. For example, in this small town, they built a giant statue of a miner. I am not sure what purpose it could possibly hold as it stands completely still. It mines nothing and the only protection it could possibly provide would be from the sweltering sun. It is pointless to build something so ridiculously large and immovable.

I was less than amused.

For as impractical as these muggles are, they did manage to build some elegant buildings.

Unfortunately the inside of this particular building was off-limits to cardboard wizards, so I stood outside the gate, unamused by my jovial companion.

I quickly tired of trying to understand muggles and spent a great deal of time trying to block out the world around me. I wonder when this "great muggle adventure" will end...

Signed,

Severus

My Story

My name is Severus Snape.

In July of 2013 I was taken and forced into a tiny muggle transportation device and taken across the country.

Since then I have embarked on what I have begun to call...my great muggle adventure.

These muggles have such strange ways of living, and if I must spend my time among them, I feel inclined to document my findings. Perhaps some day I will have freedom once more. But until then, I find myself wondering where this great adventure will take me next...