Suit Up

The Muggles have odd forms of formal wear. Why an illustrated version of fowl must adorn this neckwear is beyond me.

Muggle Photo Terms

Muggles have strange photography terms. I was pushed into a picture to create a "photo bomb," though there was no sign of explosives anywhere.

The Muggles love their handheld communicators. They even use them to take pictures. I was humiliated when forced to take part in a "selfie."

Seattle Temple

The little Muggles were proud to show me a special building of worship. I was not permitted to enter.

Muggle Owl System

The Muggles have a system for ordering packages and receiving them at their homes somewhat like our owl system, but utterly lacking in efficiency and grace. I was brought to the headquarters for this system. It seemed quite ordinary.

Babysitting

I was certain the little Muggles were. . . up to something. After voicing my concern, the Muggle mother assigned me to babysit. I found it extraordinarily dull. All they seem to do is make a ridiculous amount of noise, sleep, and ask to play with mundane items such as magnets.

Parks are. . . fun?

During my Muggle studies, I've been surprised at the amount of time small Muggles spend at parks. I attempted to find amusement at one such place, but could not understand why it would be so appealing. The slide seemed to hold the most promise, but it was too small for my impressive stature. Pity.

Seattle

Apparently my snoozing lasted longer than anticipated, for when I awoke, I was in a new city where the weather was similar to England. Muggles here appear to worship a tall pointy structure and believe it will shoot them into space from the needle tip. That's absurd.

Snoozing

There is the most comfortable couch here. One can fall asleep on it so easily, in fact, that it is affectionately called the "Sandman Couch."

It was indeed comfortable.

Houston Zoo

I find it hard to understand why the muggles build zoos. They merely walk around and view animals outside of their natural environments. 

Posing for a picture was less than amusing.

But when the muggles put a hat on me it was utterly humiliating.

NASA Visit

Muggles in outer space...without magic. How....peculiar.

San Antonio Botanical Garden

My Fame

 It seems that everywhere I go, people recognize me and want to take a picture with me.

Remember...The Alamo

These Muggles have a saying: Remember...the Alamo. I went to this Alamo and learned all about what occurred there and what I must now remember, as they say.

 After the Alamo, the next stop was an amusement park called Six Flags. However, I was told that I could not be admitted.

I assumed it was because I was not wearing proper footwear, so I remedied the issue.

Unfortunately this was apparently not the issue, and I was once again asked to leave. Instead I watched from the outside as Muggles made themselves sick on attractions that spun and sped and flipped. This is the form of amusement that Muggles pay for...

Carlsbad Caverns

The next stop on my Muggle journey was a national park called Carlsbad Caverns. I grew tired of the muggles posing next to me in every picture, so I insisted that if I am to be held captive then I will stand alone for pictures.

The caverns were a terrifying place for one of my complexion. So damp...so dangerous. I opted to stay in the car, despite the sweltering summer heat. I was told that they were beautiful, however.