Remember...The Alamo

These Muggles have a saying: Remember...the Alamo. I went to this Alamo and learned all about what occurred there and what I must now remember, as they say.

 After the Alamo, the next stop was an amusement park called Six Flags. However, I was told that I could not be admitted.

I assumed it was because I was not wearing proper footwear, so I remedied the issue.

Unfortunately this was apparently not the issue, and I was once again asked to leave. Instead I watched from the outside as Muggles made themselves sick on attractions that spun and sped and flipped. This is the form of amusement that Muggles pay for...